Maria’s Musings & Advice: What a Couch Potato Taught Me

By on Oct 13, 2016 in Advice, Everyday Inspired | 2 comments

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wpid-IMAG0370.jpgMaria’s Musings & Advice was just a few weeks old when this letter arrived:

Dear Maria,

I need to exercise more. I wasn’t very athletic growing up, and I never got into the habit of working out. I hate sweating. I’ve tried exercise buddies, Zumba classes, joining the Y, swimming. I go for a few days or sessions and then slack off again. Any suggestions?


Self-Conscious Couch Potato


It takes a certain hubris to launch an advice column. “Who does she think she is?” you might say, or maybe that was the gremlin in my head. This letter came along and held up a mirror to me, proving that self-appointed advice gurus need counsel, too. “Self-Conscious Couch Potato” might have been me. For days, the question knocked around in my head, weighted down by my own self-doubts about offering advice on a topic I hadn’t handled all that well in my own life. Deadline looming, I crafted a response from my Better Self—the one who makes wise choices and takes good care of herself. So, she wrote:

Dear Couch Potato,

Thanks for being honest about hating exercise. What you probably haven’t told me is how often you call yourself “lazy” when you don’t do it. As Dr. Phil might say, “How’s that working for you?” Try this tactic instead: do only exercise that you like to do, for just 10 minutes every day. That’s it. Sometimes, just getting started is the biggest hurdle. Start off slowly, and notice how good you feel afterwards. At the end of the day, “lazy” doesn’t apply anymore, because you’ve done what you’ve said you’d do. Pay attention to how your body and mind feel after you exercise. For me, after I’ve walked, my breathing is clearer and stronger, my chest feels lighter, and my mind is clearer. On a good day, I even come up with new ideas for my writing, or a new perspective on a problem in my life. Affirming the good things exercise brings (with even one round of effort) will inspire you to keep at it the next day. Then, your sessions will get longer, the days will add up, and you’ll reach bigger goals of weight loss or increased strength and stamina. So, rather than forcing yourself to exercise because you should, do it because it’ll make you feel better today. Tomorrow will take care of itself. 

Here’s a great playlist I put together to motivate writers. I think it will help here, too!

Since publishing this column in June, I’ve walked about a mile every day. It’s not much, but it’s more than before. I feel great. “Life Changing” may be too grand a descriptor for such a humble effort, but it is. Thank you, Couch Potato, for pulling me out of my chair (bed), out of myself, and out into the world. Thanks for helping me remember how great my morning walk can be. My Better Self shines through!

Years ago, in another failed attempt to get an exercise routine going, a young trainer at the Y asked me, “What are your goals for this exercise program?” I said, “I want to get to the point where I miss it if I don’t do it.” Outside my back door, I found that place. Thanks, Couch Potato. Let me know how you’re doing!

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  1. Tracey Yokas

    October 13, 2016

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    I love this follow up Maria. First of all, how great of you to acknowledge that this is an area where you, too, struggle. I think admitting this, here, in this way makes you reliable and much more relatable. I think the person is rare who honest to god just jumps out of bed every morning psyched to put on their running shoes and hit the pavement. Oh yes, I know it exists…but common?? Well, who knows. As you can probably tell, I am also one who makes many excuses for why I don’t have the time or energy to start an exercise routine. Thank you for sharing how you began and what it now means to you. I’ve been contemplating this a lot lately…and the idea of achieving balance. I guess the balance will never be perfect, but the point is to just do what we can do. Really great!

    • Maria

      October 14, 2016

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      Thanks, Tracey! I totally agree about balance. I conceded that point a while back, along with other excessive expectations I put on myself, and then beat up on myself for not achieving. “Just do what we can do.” Amen, sista!

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